Baldness

It will get you all.  Fortunately, I am years ahead of most of my hairy compatriots.   Why they fight to preserve the little they have left, I thought it easier to list the benefits of baldness from a shiney headed veteran.

10 best things about being bald.

I wanted to look like this.

I wanted to look like this.

  1. I dont pay for hair products
  2. I dont pay for hair cuts
  3. I literally can get up and go in the morning.
  4. My head is an attention beacon.   I swear.   People will stroke the baldness, like it, touch it, slap it, lick it, write on it, stick things to it, pout things on it.
  5. It makes you easier to spot in crowds.
  6. Its easier to tan this way.
  7. I don’t get sweaty hair in my eyes at gigs and concerts.
  8. I can blind people behind me when the sun reflects off my head.
  9. Having a freshly bic’d head is very strokeable.   Even for me.  And its my head.
  10. Despite what they say, women love a bald man.  Bald men are sexy…………so I’m told.

As ironic as it is, I wanted to look like this when my hair started falling out.

Probably a blessing in disguise.